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31) Darning a person is the same as damning a person.

32) Darning socks is not the same as damning socks.

33) People who would actually damn socks should be taken someplace "safe."

34) The new albums by Disfear, Meshuggah, Hate Eternal and Death Angel are all great.

35) Tupac Shakur, Elvis Presley and Josef Stalin are all dead.