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26) Autophobia is the fear of automatic transmissions, and is most common among assholes.

27) Triscuidekaphobia is the fear of vertical stacks of 10 Triscuits, and is most common among those with wheat allergies.

28) Ten ounces of coffee contains more caffeine than a 10-ounce chunk of sulfur.

29) Pregnancy is not attractive; it is weird-lookin'.

30) Christianity is abhorrent.