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16) Wilford Brimley pronounces "diabetes" as though it were spelled "diabeetis."

17) Wilford Brimley pronounces Archimedes' name as though it were spelled "Archimeedis."

18) People born on February 29th love to talk about how they were born on February 29th, especially if they are dating you and want you to feel like a pervert.

19) I don't care about anything that will happen to the planet Earth after I'm dead.

20) I don't care about anything that will happen to the band Earth while I'm still alive.